It’s really close to video games than you might think. There’s no denying that the world is a crowded place with bosses waiting for an opponent and even absolute units.
By bosses, we mean folks and animals who seem to have maxed out certain skills. The r/Boss Fight is where you can find them.
They’re uploading pictures of what they think would make good fighters and coming up with creative names for them. Here are some of the best ones.
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#1 Balto, The Anti-Vaxx Destroyer
#2 Uncle Stan: The Founding Colossus
#3 Karmadillo, Weaponless Hunter Of Man
#4 George The Protector, If He’s Around Then You’ll Be Safe
#5 The Four Wholesome Men Of The Apocalypse
#6 Lucifer, Fetcher Of Souls
#7 The Virtuous Sextuplets, Defenders Of Maiden Honor
#8 George The Gigachad, Pleaser Of Women
#9 Torias, Master Of The Shadow Beast
#10 Right Hook Shiba vs. Water-Bending Squirrel
#11 Ross Bob, Painter Of Reality
#12 Carseat Man, Crasher Of Cars
#13 Boss Baby, Alexa’s Chosen
#14 Ted The Talker
#15 Cornbread, The Lying
#16 Thunderbeast The F**kbringer
#17 Nanna The Non-Negotiator
#18 Ünnamed, The Devourer Of Pies
#19 The Beatle, Lord Of All Music
#20 Bossman, A Literal Boss That Can Beat You Up
#21 Judger , The Manipulator Of Guilt
#22 Goose: Bird Of Choices
#23 Diego,the F**ker
#24 Frostmündr, Vanguard Of The North
#25 Policius Copus, Master Supervisor, Lord Of Magic
#26 Dr. Brian Fisher The Slugeye
#27 Bearers Of The Eternal Duel
#28 Robocat, Cutting Edge Technology Paw Enforcement
#29 Daniel Radcliffe, The Floofmaster
#30 The Dîm Twîns, Servants Of Chaos
#31 Argonian Protector, Guardian Of Everywhere
#32 The Submerged Colossus
#33 Alan, Man Of Everything
#34 Rob Boss, Painter Of Sorrows
#35 St. Big Nick, Slayer Of Ho Ho Hos
#36 Bruno The Upper Body Bork
#37 Blasphemy Dove, The Deathless.
#38 Infantes, Lord Of Luxury
#39 Felis Araneae, Snatcher Of Feet
#40 Prized ‘Ken, The Thicc And Undying Fowl
#41 Optional Boss: The Watermelon Salesman. Haggle Too Much With Him And You’ll Know Pain
#42 Nigerian King Master Of Scams
#43 Kangaroozilla, Destroyer Of Bushfires
#44 Chillicus, The Lord Of Idongivafuch
#45 Brøthers 2 Keepers Øf Light And Darknëss
#46 Lavator, The Lava Snail
#47 Pete, The Unwashed
#48 The Uninfectable Shoppers
#49 Hector Of The Multiverse
#50 Incelius, The Eternal Caller
