Even the most amazing job has its moments of boredom. So I started to use those moments as a 15-minute break to photoshop random encounters and stupid stories.

Here are some of my personal favorites.

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#1 Had An Amazing Day At Windsor Castle, But Finished Only Second Place In The Annually “Who Has The Coolest Balloon” Competition


#3 Stop! I Don’t Really Have Your Nose!

#4 Had To Skin Some Kind Of Space Dog To Sneak Onto An Escaping UFO Thing. Very Mixed Cabin Crew, Homosexual Robots, An Incest Princess, A Space Thug… Crazy Times!


#6 Embarrassed Myself And Took Some Days Off To Visit Some Old Friends

#7 Don’t Worry, He Just Wants To Play!

#8 Had An Amazing Field Trip With Vlad. He’s Still Trying To Convince Me To Drink Tea, No Idea, Why He’s So Persistent About It

#9 Rare Photograph Of The Very Moment Don & Kim Started Hating Uno

#10 Had To Go Back To Basic Army Training, There Was Some Overly Aggressive Dude. I’m Starting To Regret My Decisions

#11 Shared A Beer With The Grown Up Wheelchair Kid From Malcolm In The Middle

#12 Let Me Put It This Way: Do You See The Cloud Which Looks Like Nickelback’s Lead Singer Getting Choked By A Gorilla? Because That’s Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight.


#14 Dear Mom, Summer Camp Sucks

#15 Damnit! Never Trust A Russian “Just One Beer”. Vlad Is A Freaking Beast On The Bottle!

#16 Saw A Meme Of Salt Bae And Undertook A Journey To Learn The Mystic Secrets Of Salt Sprinkling. Wasn’t My Cup Of Tea Though

#17 What A Terrible Tour Guide – He Couldn’t Even Find The Beach And Has Some Serious Daddy Issues

#18 Went Back To Visit My Good Old Friend Pablo For Christmas. Here’s The Moment We Realized, That We Hadn’t A Single Present For Anyone Yet


#20 Can’t Really Say I’m Happy Here, Kim Turned Out To Be A Nitpicky Micro Manager

#21 Note To Self: What TV Show Had The Worst Series Finale? Is It A Terrible Conversation Starter In This Pub?

#22 Border Hopping With My Besties

#23 “His Fur Is Sweaty, Knees Weak, Paws Are Heavy / There’s Furball On His Leather Already, Mom Is Petting.” Won A Rap Battle Against Some Weak Spitting White Kid

#24 Alright, Let’s Get This “Russia” Probe Thing Done. Don, Are You Rea. Why Are You So Pale? You Ain’t Hiding Something, Are You?


#26 Kim Offered Me A Job At His Military Theme Park. Too Bad I Didn’t Read The Email With The Dress Code

#27 Went To Bat Country Afterward. Young Spiderman Joined Us On The Ride, Weird Kid

#28 I Love Golfing With Don! I Don’t Think He Ever Actually Hit The Ball, But We Both Always Pretend That He Did And That It Was An Amazing Shot. If Anyone Dares To Call It Out, We’ll Just Say It’s Fake News Or Pay Some Hush Money

#29 Met A Terrific Pal At The Wef. Goes By The Name Of Don. Great Hair

#30 Angie, A Good Old Friend Of Mine, Needed Some Comfort

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